Holiday Provocateur Pillows

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been invited to two different Thanksgivings. One with family, one with friends. Which one do I go to? Ah. An age-old question. You do what we did in the old days: Think about which one is more likely to include arguments, bitter resentments and poorly hidden betrayals, ... And go to that one. A holiday without the floor show is no holiday at all! My aunt does hate my uncle ... but then ... my friend Tyra's husband does suspect her and Darnell.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

That one has all the batteries!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Did you say psst?.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Santa Claws...

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'