Holiday Disruptor Pillows

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

'I hate all holidays!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claws...

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Santana Claus

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Revenge on Santa

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.