Holiday Disruptor Mugs

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

'I hate all holidays!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Santa Claws...

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Santana Claus

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"