Holiday Disrupter Gifts

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Santa Claws...

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Santana Claus

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Santa's Problem

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

Snowman with scary shadow

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.