Tradition Breaker Gifts

'Do you realize that the only change we have had in this school in the last decade is a change in our phone number?'

Bride carrying her groom over the threshold

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Taboo Church Wedding

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Prejudice/Empathy

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."