Wedding Tradition Breaker Gifts

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"I can't believe I just paid that guy 160 bucks to tell me 'happy wife, happy life'."

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

"How vexing: He's exchanging eighty of us for one single bride!"

"I understand they're a rather mature couple?"

Croquembouche.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

'Do the patches help?'

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

Confetti Recycling.

Graduation

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

'Do you realize that the only change we have had in this school in the last decade is a change in our phone number?'