Wedding Tradition Lover Gifts

Croquembouche.

"I understand they're a rather mature couple?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'We were made for each other.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

Shall I be mother?

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Queen reigning.

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

First Marriage.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'