Wedding Traditionalist Gifts

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

Confetti Recycling.

Dan prepares to throw rice on the happy couple.

"Where shall I put him, mum?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'