Wedding Traditionalist Mugs

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

Confetti Recycling.

Dan prepares to throw rice on the happy couple.

"Where shall I put him, mum?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Bring out yer books!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Ruddy bloggers!

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'