Wedding Tradition Lover Pillows

Croquembouche.

"I understand they're a rather mature couple?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'We were made for each other.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

Shall I be mother?

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Queen reigning.

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

First Marriage.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Happy Hogmanay!

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'