Wedding Lover Pillows

'My guess is you're not here looking for a casual relationship.'

'That's torn it-NOW I've tripped over a black cat!'

'We were made for each other.'

And they laughed happily ever after...

"And do you, Tom, agree that as from today, you are no longer your harshest critic?"

Wedding Plough

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Fist Bumper Cars

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Wedding disaster #27.

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'