Wedding Satire Lover Pillows

'Apparently he met her when he was on his honeymoon!'

"The problem with marrying a politician is their wedding vows don't mean a thing."

". . . And will you love and honor each other until old age poverty drives you to suicide?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Yes ... no!"

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Just married.

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

When Female Leopards Marry.

Google Translate for Marriagese

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

Trouble Ahead

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

'Yes he WILL do all that - I'll see to it!'