Wedding Vow Enthusiast Pillows

Bride on the corner of For Richer and For Poorer.

'...In sickness and in health, in mania and in depression....'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"...until death do you a favor."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Wedding Fayre

Merge Ahead

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Fabulous civil union cake.