Wedding Vow Innovator Pillows

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'And do you, Sarah, promise never to Google his ex-wife?'

Barn Wedding

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'

In Sickness And In Hell

A bride and groom playing a double bass

Computer video dreidel.

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

"Just which part of, 'Till death do us part' don't you get, Arthur?"

After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

The First Aero Wedding

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

'Ladies and Gentlemen, you may now text Annabell and Huey together.'

Zoom Wedding Crasher

'That's it?!! I've got good people skills?' When writing your own vows, short and sweet just doesn't cut it.

"I am so relieved! Those secret family meetings were not about a possible divorce: they're renewing their wedding vows!"

'After you text 'I do'... you may kiss the bride.'

'Hello - Tech support?'

'Now that you're married you should have insurance.' - 'But my wife isn't dangerous.'

'...In sickness and in health, in mania and in depression....'

"It's ok, you don't have to bother with all that."

Bride on the corner of For Richer and For Poorer.