Business Tradition Breaker Gifts

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"You're all redundant."

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"Gentlemen, we are now playing hardball."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

Executive Smackdown.

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Negotiations Break Down