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'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"You're all redundant."

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"Gentlemen, we are now playing hardball."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Executive Smackdown.

Graduation

"Hi, I'm on the train."

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.