Tradition Debunker T-Shirts

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Disparate housewives.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Count Flatula

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

*Sigh*

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Rational explanations

Tall stories

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

Going on a fox hunt.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

24 Words for Melting Snow

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry