Tradition Rebel T-Shirts

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Graduation

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"It was her mothers"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Daily Routine

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Maypole

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Santa Elevator

Luddite Zoom.

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

*Sigh*

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."