Tradition T-Shirts

'That's just sick!'

'Look at it this way Sylvia - I'm at a Bar Mitzvah without the Mitzvah.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Man expressing a dislike for railroads

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

For Santa's Drone

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Queen reigning.

"Damn change and newfangled ideas. . . if mindless backbreaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for me!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

Some men find not shaving or cutting their hair during sefira particularly challenging.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Britannia Endangered by Radical Reform

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

...The competitors call him conservative and old-fashioned, but I call him obliged to traditions!

"I'm traditional - I took my husband's name when we got married..."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Mijo...get me some water...not cold, but not hot either...just kind of cold. Maybe with just one ice cube... But not in a glass. Put it in a cup and stir it with a spoon."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'What do you mean the eggnog we left for Santa last night was off?'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'-and how would a slob like you ever know my dear old mum?'

Beefeater

'You don't see many punks these days. All of this country's traditions are slowly disappearing.'

"Penny for the guy please?"

Getting Religion Back Into Christmas.

Orthodox Priest