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"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Out of kilter.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Midwest Winter Items.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Folk Wedding

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Baptism Then and Now

Christmas on Other Planets.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"It was her mothers"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'