Trend Breaker Gifts

Going Against The Flow

'Let's not go by the book.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

La Table

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Men's business romper.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is daring, but I like it."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."