Trend Rebel Gifts

I didn't like these when I was 5 and I don't like them now

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Pirates at the mall.

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'