Trend Breaker Mugs

Going Against The Flow

'Let's not go by the book.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."