Fashion Rule Breaker Mugs

Thong Cue

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

No Hoodies

"See, mom, I've folded a crease into these sweat pants...perfectly suitable for weddings and funerals."

"Seriously? Like there really are fashion police?"

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

'Let's not go by the book.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Rock and Roll

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'