Fashion Rule Breaker T-Shirts

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

No Hoodies

"See, mom, I've folded a crease into these sweat pants...perfectly suitable for weddings and funerals."

"Seriously? Like there really are fashion police?"

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'More hair than brains.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'