Fashion Rule Breakers T-Shirts

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'So who's smoking?'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"