Pet Rule Breakers T-Shirts

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?