Pet Rule Breakers Gifts

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'