Artistic Rule-breaker T-Shirts

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."