Fashion Rule Breakers Pillows

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Punkins

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Fashion Week"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'So who's smoking?'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."