Culinary Rule-breaker T-Shirts

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Garlic Free Zone.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Valet park only"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention