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'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that thing in here!?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

Mom Umpires

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'