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'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Cereal Tasting.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"It'll never be ready in time."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Mediterranean Martini

'Mine was stone cold.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Microwave confusion.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'A sandwich?'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"