Recipe Tester T-Shirts

'Back off wolf dude! I'm on my way to Grandma's for a focus group on her new porridge recipes!'

Banana recipe

"I expect you're all really pleased I took-up 'proper cooking' during the COVID-19 lockdown!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Cookbooks

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

Before/After

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Baker Romance

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

In the DNA Kitchen

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

The Inexperienced Cook

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"