Culinary Validator Gifts

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Cereal Tasting.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Mediterranean Martini

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'Mine was stone cold.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Paul Bocuse caricature

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Microwave confusion.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'A sandwich?'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.