Legacy Breaker Gifts

'I made it the old-fashioned way. I'm the boss' son.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."