Legacy Disruptor Pillows

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

Gun Control Rally

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

Man painting over a computer screen.

'She wishes.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"You must be the new guy!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

Spoonfest

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

A Uber world

Elon Musk

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

'Ok, I've hacked into the NHS. Elsie Bartle had two sore throats in 1973; where do we go with that kind of data?'

'I made it the old-fashioned way. I'm the boss' son.'

Occupy crunch

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

Annoying computer user.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

TV Kill

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

Mourners with loud phone and MP3 player. One says: 'At least he's at peace now.'

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"