Domestic Disruptor Pillows

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"I can really picture settling down and destroying a suburban family's attic with you."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'She wishes.'

"You must be the new guy!"

Spoonfest

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Occupy crunch

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

TV Kill

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?