Disruptor Pillows

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Gun Control Rally

Man painting over a computer screen.

'She wishes.'

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"Pawn to King Four."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Worst TED talk ever"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"You must be the new guy!"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

A Uber world

Elon Musk

Master dog trainer.

Occupy crunch

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

Annoying computer user.

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

TV Kill

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'