Digital Disruptor Pillows

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

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Annoying computer user.

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"