Tech Disruptor Pillows

Elon Musk

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

Mourners with loud phone and MP3 player. One says: 'At least he's at peace now.'

Gun Control Rally

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"No, not that button!"

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

My First Bitcoin.

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The power of the brain

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