Tech Disruptor Gifts

Elon Musk

Mourners with loud phone and MP3 player. One says: 'At least he's at peace now.'

Gun Control Rally

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"No, not that button!"

The power of the brain

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."