Future Disrupter Gifts

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Gun Control Rally

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Man painting over a computer screen.

What If?

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'She wishes.'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Global crisis

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Graduation Day 2020

"Worst TED talk ever"

"You must be the new guy!"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

A Uber world

Elon Musk

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.

'Ok, I've hacked into the NHS. Elsie Bartle had two sore throats in 1973; where do we go with that kind of data?'

This Amount of Computer Code

Occupy crunch

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

Annoying computer user.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

Isn't It Exciting?

TV Kill

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'