Digital Disruptor Gifts

Annoying computer user.

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

Gun Control Rally

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."