Digital Disruptor Gifts

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

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Annoying computer user.

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

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"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

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"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

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'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

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"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"