Industry Disruptor Gifts

A Uber world

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

Boardroom cream pies.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Gun Control Rally

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Man painting over a computer screen.

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"Worst TED talk ever"

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

Elon Musk

"I left my boring dividends to fool around with capital appreciation."

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Master dog trainer.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

Annoying computer user.

TV Kill

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'