Market Disrupter Gifts

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Move, Gary."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Gun Control Rally

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Man painting over a computer screen.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

What If?

'She wishes.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

Elon Musk

A Uber world

"I left my boring dividends to fool around with capital appreciation."

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

Occupy crunch

I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.

'Ok, I've hacked into the NHS. Elsie Bartle had two sore throats in 1973; where do we go with that kind of data?'

This Amount of Computer Code

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

Annoying computer user.

Isn't It Exciting?

TV Kill

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

Mourners with loud phone and MP3 player. One says: 'At least he's at peace now.'