Digital Disrupters Pillows

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

CEO with SEO

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Gun Control Rally

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."