Daring Disruptors Pillows

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Move, Gary."

Boardroom cream pies.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Gun Control Rally

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Scuba Diving Devil

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Man painting over a computer screen.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

Elon Musk

A Uber world

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

The Unalphabetizer

Horned.

Porn Pioneer

'As a rule, you never notice WHAT I wear!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'