Daring Disruptors Pillows

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Move, Gary."

Boardroom cream pies.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Gun Control Rally

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Scuba Diving Devil

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Man painting over a computer screen.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

A Uber world

Elon Musk

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

'As a rule, you never notice WHAT I wear!'

Horned.

I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.

Porn Pioneer

This Amount of Computer Code

The Unalphabetizer

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.