Creative Disruptor Pillows

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Gun Control Rally

Dog Walker

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Man painting over a computer screen.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

A Uber world

Elon Musk

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Inspiration for eyeglasses: man spills fish bowl over his head: 'I CAN SEE!'

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

Annoying computer user.

TV Kill

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

Mourners with loud phone and MP3 player. One says: 'At least he's at peace now.'