Digital Disruption Enthusiast Pillows

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Diner is served

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Gun Control Rally

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Maybe this is a good time to sign up for the online version of this newspaper."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

Drawing graphs on a computer.